another great one from my mother…

Mom: “I like Biblo though.”

Me :”Martin Freeman.”

Mom: “Yeah, but do you think he’s short or do you think he’s short in the Hobbit?”

Me: “You mean where he plays a hobbit?”

Mom: “Oh yeah… but he’s short in Cumberbatch as well, isn’t he?”

Me: “… you mean, Sherlock?”

Mom: “Oh yes, that’s what it’s called.”